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January 13th, 2006

lil_kk1988 @ 11:43 pm: Stupid Quiz...


(1) What is your name? Kala Diane Singleton
(2) Are you happy with it? i guess
(3) Are you named after anyone? middle name: my grandma
(4) Your nicknames:KK
(5) Your screen name:lil_kk1988
(6) Would you name a child of yours after you?nope
(7) Then what would you name your children? Angel Nevaeh ________.
(8) If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would you have been called? dunno
(9) If you could switch names with a friend, who would that be? Megyn
(10) Are there any mispronunciations/typos that people do with your name? kayla, karla
(11) Would you drop your last name if you became famous?i probably wouldn't use my real name! dunno
(12) Your gender? female
(13) Straight/gay/bi? STRAIGHT( some guys have wanted me to be bi)
(14) Single? right now
(15) do you want to be? nope
(16) Your birth date: March 7,1988
(17) Your age: 17 going on 18
(18) Age you act: 12-13
(19) Age you wish you were: 12-13
(20) Your height: 5'2
(21) The color of your eyes: blue
(22) Happy with it? yes
(23) The color of your hair: originaly dirty blonde
(24) Happy with it? was
(25) Left/right/ambidextrous? right
(26) Your living arrangement? in a house with my grandparents
(27) Your family: Mom,Grandparents,Sister,Brother,2aunts,2uncles,6 cousins
(28) Have any pets? cat, dog, & snake
(29) What's your job: i work at a fast food resturant
(30) Piercing? belly button
(31) Tattoos? not yet
(32) Obsessions? ME,BOYS,my SNAKE
(33) Addictions? coke(caffiene)
(34) Do you collect anything? nope
(35) Do you speak another language? nope
(36) Have a favorite quote? nope
(37) Do you have a web page?nope
(38) Do you live in the moment? yes
(39) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? sometimes
(41) Do you hate yourself? not now
(42) Do you like your handwriting? no
(43) Do you have any bad habits? a few
(44) What is the compliment you get most from people? my eyes are pretty
(46) What's your biggest fear? not being loved
(47) Can you sing? kinda
(48) Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool? no
(49) Are you a loner? kinda
(50) What are your no. 1 priorities in life? GOD,family & pets,boyfriend,me
(51) If you were another person, would you be friends with you? sure would
(52) are you a daredevil? i always like to try new things so yea
(53) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? not at the momment
(54) Are you passive or aggressive? Passive. i can be both ;)
(55) Have you got a journal? LIVE*JOURNAL*
(56) What is your greatest strength and weakness? dunno
(57) If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? dunno
(60) Do you think you are emotionally strong? yea
(61) Is there anything you regret doing? yep
(62) Do you think life has been good so far? kinda
(63) What is the most important lesson you've learned from life? there are not many ppl out the4re who won't use you,hurt you, or talk behind your back
(64) What do you like the most about your body? my BOOBs and my BUTT
(65) and the least? dunno
(67) Are you confident? yep
(68) What is the fictional character you most like? TINKERBELL
(69) Do people know how you feel? some of them
(70) Are you perceived wrongly? don't think so
(71) Smoke? not no more
(72) Do drugs? NoOo
(73) Read the newspaper? not a lot
(74) Pray? yes
(75) Go to church? yes
(76) Talk to strangers who IM you? used to dont have an email anymore
(77) Sleep with stuffed animals? yep
(78) Take walks in the rain? walks and dances only in like light rain of course
(79) Talk to people even though you don't like them? yes
(80) Drive? no
(81) Like to drive fast? i would if i could drive
(82) Like your voice? kinda
(83) Hurt yourself? once

HAVE YOU EVER?
(84) Been out of the country?no
(85) Eaten something that made other people sick? not that i can think of
(86) Had sex? yep
(89) Done drugs? NoOo
(90) Gone skinny dipping? once
(91) Had a medical emergency? no
(92) Had a surgery? once in 2nd grade on my eyes
(93) Ran away from home? not really
(95) Gotten beaten up? No
(96) Beaten someone up? no
(97) Been picked on? yep
(98) Been on stage? when i was little
(99) Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with
someone, but you can't remember with who or when and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath? no
(100) Slept outdoors? yep
(101) Thought about suicide? yep
(102) Pulled an all-nighter? yep
(103) If yes, what is your record? 48 hours - 72hours
(104) Gone one day without food? NO
(105) Talked on the phone all night? yep
(106) Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex? yep
(107) Slept all day? yep
(108) Killed someone? no
(109) Made out with a stranger? once
(110) Had sex with a stranger? NO
(111) Thought you're going crazy? yep
(112) Kissed the same sex? yep
(113) Done anything sexual with the same sex? yep
(114) Been betrayed? yep
(115) Had a dream that came true? yep
(116) Broken the law? yep
(117) Met a famous person? kinda
(118) Have you ever killed an animal by accident? yep
(119) On purpose? no
(120) Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell? yep it needed to be told and it worked out for everyone
(121) Stolen anything? yep
(122) Been on radio/TV? no
(123) Been in a mosh-pit? no
(124) Had a nervous breakdown? yep
(125) Bungee jumped? want to
(126) Had a dream that kept coming back? yep

CLOTHES and other fashion shit
(127) Shoe brand? different kinds k-swiss,nike,sketchers,ect
(128) Brand of clothing? the mall
(129) parfume? LUCKY YOU i have not meet a guy yet who didn't love it
(130) What are you normally wearing to school/work? cloths
(131) How about parties? whatever
(132) Wear hats? only at work
(134) Wear make-up? don't leave home without it
(135) Favorite place to shop? the mall
(136) Favorite article of clothing? i love all my cloths
(137) Are you trendy? i guess
(138) Would you rather wear a uniform to school? NoOo

lil_kk1988 @ 06:57 pm: http://www.theage.com.au/news/National/Aussie-researchers-isolate-bipolar-gene/2006/01/13/1137118961466.html

January 8th, 2006

lil_kk1988 @ 02:21 am: Blondes take everything literally. My sister is a blonde. There was this movie she wanted to see real bad and she left with her ticket in hand to go see it.

I was suprized to see her return home in only 15 minutes. "I thought you really wanted to see that movie, what happened?" I asked.

"I did," she said sadly, "but, when I got there I saw a sign that said, under 18 not admitted and I couldn't find 18 people to go see it with me."

A blonde began a job as an elementary school counsellor, and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a boy standing by himself on the side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer.

She approached and asked if he was alright. The boy said he was. A little while later however, she noticed the boy was in the same spot, still by himself.

Approaching again, the blonde said, "Would you like me to be your friend?"

The boy hesitated, then said, "Okay", looking at the woman suspiciously.

Feeling she was making progress, she then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone? Why don't you go and join those boys playing soccer over there?"

"Because," the little boy said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!"


A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.

She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him!"

"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."

"No, mother," the young woman laments. "I bought a frozen turkey loaf and he yelled at me about the price."

"Well, that is being miserly," the mother agreed, "Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."

"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey roll, it was the airplane ticket."

"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?"

"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the back and it said, 'PREPARE FROM A FROZEN STATE,' so I flew to Alaska."

lil_kk1988 @ 02:20 am: A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar.

The brunette suggested, "There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it's not going to be legal."

"That doesn't matter at all," replied the blonde. "All that matters it that I am able to sell this car."

"Alright," replied the brunette. In a quiet voice, she told the blonde: "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car."

The following weekend, the blonde took a trip to the mechanic on the brunette's advice.

About one month after that, the brunette saw the blonde and asked, "Did you sell your car?"

"No!" replied the blonde. "Why should I? It only has 40,000 miles on it."

lil_kk1988 @ 02:14 am: There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was mad enough she turned her radio off. A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing.

The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled, "You bimbo, it's blondes like you that give us all a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"



Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a Scout Leader, was sick so she volunteered to take over for him one weekend. She got everyone together and assigned different duties to each scout.

Gabby was responsible for the food supplies, Mike would be the cook this trip, Johnnie was responsible for their maps and making up a time schedule, Tim was to decide on their events, and to fit them into Johnnie's schedule and Sally would test all their equipment before setting out.

They arrived at Big Moose Mountain and everyone was excited. They arrived right on schedule and were getting ready for their first event - hiking up the mountain. But first, they wanted to get something to eat. So Sally asked Mike if he would prepare the
meal and, of course, Mike said he would.

About 10 minutes later he came back and told Sally, "I can't make the supper. I can't light a fire with the matches you brought."

Sally replied, "I don't understand! Those matches should be perfectly fine. I tested them all just before we left."

lil_kk1988 @ 02:12 am: A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.

She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"

Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.

Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank.

Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement.

Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back. Frustrated, she shouts out, "Darn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

lil_kk1988 @ 02:11 am: A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees' well being, asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?"

The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."

The boss, feeling very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl. "Why don't you go home for the day, we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."

The blonde very calmly states, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know."

Well, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!! He rushes out to her, asking, "What's so bad now. Are you gonna be ok?"

"No!" exclaims the blonde. "I just got a call from my sister. She told me that HER mom died too!!"

lil_kk1988 @ 02:01 am: A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.

With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.

What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?

What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?

It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!"

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette sign up with a tourist group for a chartered-double-decker bus trip to London. There are only 2 seats left on the bottom of the bus, and only 1 seat on the top of the bus available when they board. The young ladies decide to take turns riding on the top, and flip a coin to see who gets the first turn. The blonde wins the toss.

A couple of hours later, it's the redhead's turn. She takes the steps to the top and sees the blonde, sitting there scared half
to death. She's clutching the seat in front of her so hard that her knuckles are white.

"What's goin' on?" the redhead asks. "We're havin' a grand old time down below, singing and laughing."

The blonde replies, "Yeah, but you've got a driver."

lil_kk1988 @ 01:45 am: A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"

"Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track."

"What sort of question?"

"Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?'

The blonde thought a moment, then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."

A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which.

A neighbor suggested that she cut the tail of one horse and that worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. It tore just right and looked exactly like the other horse's tail and our friend was stuck again.

The neighbor suggested she notch the ear
off one horse. That worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again our friend couldn't tell them apart.

The neighbor suggested she measure the horses for height. When she did, she was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black.

lil_kk1988 @ 01:33 am: Inner Blonde Quiz
Time to do the inner-blonde test! Pay close attention! There are 10 questions, so you should be able to answer them all in 5 minutes. DO NOT look at the answers found at the end of this document, that would be cheating! Write each of your answers down, it makes a difference!

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1. Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?

2. If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it be before all the pills taken?

3. I went to bed at eight o'clock in the evening and wound up my clock and set the alarm to sound at nine o'clock in the morning. How many hours sleep would I get before being woken by the alarm?

4. Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get?

5. A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left?

6. If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an oil heater, an oil lamp and a candle, which would you light first?

7. A man builds a house with four sides of rectangular construction, each side having a southern exposure. A big bear comes along. What colour is the bear?

8. Take 2 apples from 3 apples. What do you have?

9. How many animals of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark?

10. If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago and stopped at Pittsburgh to pick up 7 more people and drop off 5 passengers and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hours later, what's the name of the driver?


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ANSWERS :

1. All of them. Every month has at least 28 days.

2. 1 hour. If you take a pill at 1 o'clock, then another at 1.30 and the last at 2 o'clock, they will be taken in 1 hour.

3. 1 hour. It is a wind up alarm clock which cannot discriminate between a.m. and p.m.

4. 70. Dividing by half is the same as multiplying by 2.

5. 9 live sheep.

6. The match.

7. White. If all walls face south, the house must be on the North Pole.

8. 2 apples. I HAVE 3 APPLES, YOU TAKE 2, WHAT DO YOU HAVE?

9. None. It was Noah, not Moses.

10. YOU are the driver.

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